"I don't need anything for Christmas, I just enjoy watching the kids open theirs."?
I ALWAYS thought they were lying.......
But they weren't!
Remember when you said, "I really love it. I've been thinking about getting one just like it."
Do you really think people believed you?
They didn't.
and then it fell over.
(so much for that convincing)
Can you honestly say that you were telling the truth?
One of the best parts of Christmas.